Thursday, August 30, 2007

Dev and the Case of the Missing Pint

After the injury to my Gluteus Maximus described in the last entry (see 16th August post), Dev Penn offered to buy me a pint.

Strangely, I was first in the bar that evening and ended up buying him one without getting one in return.

The following week, Dev didn't come back to the pub with us so I missed out again. I suppose Dev can't be blamed for the next week when the match was rained off, but he could have bought me a four pack at least.

I played a mid-week match with Dev on a blisteringly hot day last week, and I tumbled gasping into the bar to find Dev all showered and relaxed with a cold pint of lager. Only one pint. He promised to rectify the situation at the weekend where once again we were due to play together.

I spent more time prior to the weekend's match wondering whether my pint would materialise than I did the game itself.

Rather suspiciously, on the day of the game, Dev was mysteriously promoted to the Seconds and so I missed out yet again. I'm amazed at the lengths he is going to avoid buying me a drink.

I wonder what his excuse will be this week?

3 comments:

dev said...

Dave
The magnitude of my generousity will only be restricted by the number of wickets you take on Saturday, a pint a wicket. I will do my utmost to not drop the inevitable slip catch this missive will bring!
Dev

Anonymous said...

So I either won't bowl, or I won't get a wicket! That's why they call you Devious!

Anonymous said...

don't count on me letting you bowl...

Anyhow it will be champagne tomorrow

gilly